Joe Root’s side have golden chance to claim first series win since 2024 but are dealing with more late-night drama
Here we go again, then. It feels like every Test involving England these days is one of critical importance in some way or other. On one level, this is good for business, showing the depth of interest compared with other, ahem, products. But it is not necessarily a good thing for the team in this instance.
Since Ben Stokes retired and the last of Bazball’s many funerals in June, the players left behind have been trying to wriggle free from their recent past. Problem is, they are finding certain aspects trickier to shake off than others. For the second time this summer, a thumping win to go 1-0 up has been doused instantly by a late night on the drink and the headlines inevitably generated.
England are likely to go into this Lord’s Test against Pakistan on Thursday unchanged, and so in that respect it beats the Rex Rooms fiasco and the semi-skimmed team that was then hammered at the Oval. The briefly handcuffed Brydon Carse, unused last week, was with his county when the latest self-own took place.
And yet the footage of Carse outside Molly Malone’s Irish Tavern still came at the worst possible time for Joe Root as, with his new head coach still to arrive, he tries to plot a fresh course. Root would sooner be drilling the on-field basics into his new-look side, not issuing yet more reminders about off-field standards.
Drink-related stories tend to trigger all manner of conversations about the sport’s relationship with alcohol. And like any Lord’s Test, the bingo card of opinions will again be ticked off to a soundtrack of popping corks and beer flowing freely from the taps.
But even with English cricket’s temperance movement still a fringe one, the public do expect a certain level of professionalism: more professional, certainly, than Harry Brook being clocked by a bouncer the night before captaining his country. And maybe, in a busy home summer, not going too large after a solitary win.
With all due respect to Derbyshire, sixth in Division Two and last seen in the top flight 13 years ago, they are not – or at least shouldn’t be – a 4am‑departure‑from‑the‑Irish‑bar kind of victory if you are an international cricketer.
If Durham’s players thought so, good luck to them in some ways. They will argue they had earned an extra day off. Notwithstanding the precise details of the incident being looked at by Derbyshire police and the Cricket Regulator, Carse’s sporting mistake was not thinking like a player due to join up with a Test squad two days later. He was just one injury away from a recall.
Instead, like a fair few of England’s on-field errors this past year, he has become content to be clipped up, shared widely and lampooned. The best way to change perceptions remains winning, with this week a golden chance for England to secure a first Test series victory since the tour of New Zealand 20 months ago.
When briefly discussing the actual cricket in his pre-match press conference, Root said he expected a response from Pakistan – given the calamity they endured at Headingley, the only way is up for the tourists. They also welcome back their captain, Babar Azam, who is “90% fit” after missing the opener with a hand injury.
Babar is not necessarily a magic bullet, however, nearly four years since his last Test century and with only one of his nine to date coming outside Asia. The 31-year-old at least looked relaxed during the training days, not weighed down by the growing despondency of their fans and talk of a historic low.
The challenge will be on and just outside off-stump when Ollie Robinson is chugging in from Nursery End, plus three slippery quicks asking other questions. But it was not just a batting malfunction that settled matters last week, with England’s run-rate of 4.55 with the bat saying more about the freebies they were served.
Lord’s is a place with some happy memories for Pakistan, at least, being the scene of their last win in England in 2018 and four times before that. Mohammad Abbas, player of the match back then, remains the trump card, even if he was well short of his best last week and, aged 36, is in the autumn of his career.
Plenty will hinge on the surface at Lord’s and in that respect Root and Babar are not the only men feeling the pinch. Karl McDermott, the MCC’s head groundsman, saw his pitch for the quick‑fire New Zealand Test in June labelled “unsatisfactory” by the match referee and handed a demerit point.
In 2022, when Virat Kohli had just nicked off at Lord’s for 16 amid a three-year drought of international centuries that had tongues wagging, Babar posted a message of support on social media that read: “This too shall pass. Stay strong.”
Whichever way Kohli took it privately at the time – given the man, one can certainly imagine a few different reactions – it is a phrase that both captains, Carse, and the ground staff would do well to keep telling themselves this week.
